Nominations Are Posted for 2007 SEMMYS

A new kind of awards have been introduced into the search marketing industry. They’re called the SEMMYS. Rather than being about blogs or web sites, Matt McGee and friends, wanted to honor blog posts instead.

There are 15 categories of posts and articles, with nominees in each one. It’s hard to pick one from each batch because there’s so much great writing. After discovering myself as a nominee, it sure feels good to be recognized by my peers as a valued contributor.

I was nominated for:

Category: Social Media
For Where Do Forums Fit on a Social Network Driven Internet? As a result of my probing, the entire direction of Cre8asiteforums has been changed for 2008, based on the feedback.

Category: On-line Marketing General
For Web Site Usability Developers Have No Idea What They’re Doing. I had a blast just coming up with that title.

Category: Rants
For: Hey Blog Scrapers! Take This Post Too. The most fascinating part of that piece is that for about 3 days, I had an enormous drop in scraped trackbacks and Akismet spam.

Two of my biggest rants of the year that made the news didn’t make it. One was when I challenged Danny Sullivan’s Sphinn for not having a place for usability/user experience design and its relationship as a supporter for search engine marketing. (He added that category later and we’re friends.) My first big rant of 2007, I Don’t Digg Being Dugg was server-threatening huge as well. It came out before Sphinn appeared. (Would have been fun to see how it did there.)

This tells me that nominations aren’t based on traffic, hype over the piece or whether you’re a so-called “A-list” blogger (I’m not, btw.) Judges were looking for something else.

That a usability practitioner sneaks into search engine marketing awards at all is a fine thing and deeply appreciated by me. Thank you so much.

Here is more information about nominations and voting for the SEMMYS.

2008 SEMMY Nominee

An Upsetting User Experience Due to Poor Web Site Usability

My approach to web site usability goes far beyond what you see on a web page. The lines between the Internet experience and off-line experience are blurred more and more as we adapt our lives to the technology we have available to us.

The user experience, both on and off-line, sometimes blend together. This is usually overlooked by web site designers who haven’t had the experiences or training to understand the ramifications of every element they put on a page. Every step, every instruction, every link to somewhere, every link label, every error message, every task that can’t be conducted or understood is a usability concern.

Sometimes the very decision to conduct tasks online becomes an issue.

Forcing Online Contact

I live in a state that attempts to force families to seek college financial aid assistance online. As a newbie parent to the world of college finances, I began the process when my daughter was accepted by one. The next step is to figure out how to pay for it.

I went online and the instructions suggested online filing for financial aid or coming into the college itself to get the paperwork. Because you must enter all of your private information, from social security numbers to tax records on the application, I didn’t want to feed that online to the state. It’s a personal preference.

In addition, as a user, my daughter has divorced parents who live in separate homes and don’t share personal information like finances, bank records, etc. with each other anymore. I thought I could fill out my part and there’d be a separate form for her Dad. Boy, was I ever stupid!

I went to the college to get the state’s paperwork, only to be told they don’t give it out. You HAVE to file for assistance online. I got into a fight with the receptionist over this because the web site said I could get the paperwork there. She didn’t believe me, so she called a superior, who had no idea what I was talking about.

image of two upset women

The woman, thankfully (likely to shut me up), asked to see what I was referring to. She showed me her computer screen and together, I showed her the page and their web site’s instructions that I could come in and get the paperwork. She was stunned and apologized and then told me she had none to give me. The state, she said, insists it be done online.

Still miffed, I asked her what divorced families do and she sighed and told me that “Pennsylvania doesn’t care” about that.

Doesn’t care about the user experience? Doesn’t care?

In my case, I get along famously with my “ex” and we have few secrets, but sharing financial information, including credit card debts, our spouses salaries, etc. is a bit unrealistic. We could do that damned form together online and swallow our issues because we love our daughter. But what insane person came up with the cruel idea of forcing families to file online for college financial aid?

How many college students get caught up in their parents’ issues? This is already a stressful time. Usability includes the emotional state of web site visitors and again, this is commonly ignored in the design of sites and forms.

Communication

The first problem in my experience was instructions on a web page that offered incorrect information, and it was compounded by an off-line experience of additional lack of communication. College staff weren’t aware of what their web site even said.

Their content writer wasn’t informed of proper procedures.

Their instructions about filing online should have clearly stated there’s no option and offered a way to contact someone who has issues with that. Is the form accessible? Was it ever tested? Is it a PDF? What if someone has no computer? What about privacy and security concerns? What about parents who don’t get along? Can you get separate passwords and log in so that information is hidden?

My questions were endless and the college web page, the very institution that wants my money, offers no guidance.

Web site usability is not a one way street. It’s not limited to color choices and organized navigation.

Try not to put something on there without first considering who is going to use it, why they may want to and why they can’t. Working web site usability is about a coherent user experience in some cases where the on and off-line tasks are connected by links and written communication.

Forcing a task to be performed in one way, with no alternatives, indicates poor end user research or worse, a complete and total turning of your back on their needs.

Secret Coded Keyword Messages in My Traffic Data

Nearly every day I look at the keywords and phrases used to find this blog. Without fail, it’s an exercise in hilarity, and not just because the top referral continues to be “sex goddess”. That, in and of itself, is insane and entirely due to Michael Gray and his playful ranking help.

Some days I think someone is trying to send me secret messages.

For example, I’m convinced someone has issues with me because nearly every day the phrase “I love you I hate you” brings someone to this blog.

MSN should pay me for the daily referrals I send them for Ms. Dewey. Nobody uses her for search, do they?

And why don’t people just type in Ms Dewey and go to the search engine? Why read what I wrote about it in 2006? Sure, I was obsessed and all…

Sometimes I really, really don’t get how this blog comes up for certain phrases and I actually get traffic for the most absurd topics. Things like:

“women popping ballons naked” - If you found my blog with this, you’re scaring me. Just want you to know that.

“forum for forum owners” - I was happy to see I’m not the only looking for one.

“canceled flights from Chicago” - I get these search phrases several times a week. Anything I can do to help the travel industry and all. Not.

“why do women post nude photos on internet” - You’re asking me???

“you are such an inspiration” - Awww, shucks. Thanks!

“porn production” - Ok. I get the theme. I don’t get why you’re all coming here, however. I retired years ago.

tree usability” - New term?

“sexy hefty women” - Okay. Who’s spying on me?

“baseball pants” - Every day I get some baseball traffic because of this post. I sell a lot of usability reports this way. Not.

“how to get ms dewy to strip” - Please refer to my post about her stripping for my husband above.

“abandoned astronaut” - These words led to my blog twice. Guess they brought a friend.

“hot nerd women” , “sexy nerds” (or variations with the word “nerd” in it) - For the record, in high school, I was one of the cool kids.

I got to wondering that if someone wants to send me secret messages, all they have to do is look up words in my posts and combine them into sentences. Like “cre8pc you sexy nerd I love you” or “hi Kim its ms dewey I’m your lost gorgeous sister” or something silly that will catch my eye.

Or, you could just email me.

But heck. Where’s the fun in that?

Today’s Finds - Web Site Design, Women, Tech & Heart, Jan. 4

Today’s blog crawl results:

Take a jump to the left - The Case For Right Navigation - Yay! Or Nay!, Get in here and weigh in!

Anybody have before and after analytics for a site that received a left to right nav switch?

Take a jump - Google has an interesting program going on: Google Grants

Who knew?

Future Internet Technologies for Dummies - Cre8tive Tomorrow

My favorite horse in this race is Microsoft’s Silverlight. Again it is a browser plugin that allows you to interact with the browser, the HTML, and the server that generated teh page. It works by creating XAML, an XML-based interface language that describes the interface’s controls. Version 1.0 was released a few months ago and it supports JS as the language of choice. The power of SL though is when version 2 is released. Then, we’ll be able to use any .net language to write websites. That includes C# and VB.net and have those run in the browser. This means that we’ll be using desktop-quality controls and programming languages and have them display in the browser. That’s going to be very disruptive.

Perform this trick before we let you make a purchase - Account Sign-in: 8 Design Mistakes to Avoid

In usability test after usability test, we see the registration and sign-in processes to be consistently problematic. It’s the most common thing that scares users away from shopping on e-commerce sites. It generates the most calls to the customer-support call center.

I heart my heart - Grow your Business by Completely Ignoring your Inner Wisdom

Sometimes I get asked about “following the heart”. So many people don’t understand what this means. How do we know when we are following our hearts? How do we know what part of ourselves to listen to when we have conflicting emotions? How do we know what direction to take our business in when there is a fork in the road?

Hear us roar - The Year of the Influential Woman

If you EVER wanted to change the world to be more woman-friendly and now earth-friendly, corporations are listening.

Stimulate - Towards a model of innovation

For the last few years, innovation has been a big topic in conversation about business management. A small industry fuels the conversation with articles, books, and conferences. Designers, too, are involved. Prominent product design firms offer workshops and other services promising innovation. Leading design schools promote “design thinking” as a path to innovation. But despite all the conversation, there is little consensus on what innovation is and how to get it.

Take a bow, fellow bloggers.

Today’s Finds - Search Engine Marketing Jan. 3

Today’s travels took me to:

No Nonsense Debra - Will The Real Search Engine Blog Please Stand Up?

Come on guys, you want us to follow your webmaster rules then make it official by posting them in one place, on your company blogs. Let’s get rid of the FUD, the crude, and the mud associated with near-miss comments by people trying to share.

No Nonsense Aaron - Why SEMPO is Worse than the Defunct Search Marketing Associations

SEMPO saved my life. If they hadn’t sent my wife an SEO who got her site penalized she probably never would have found me, bought my book, started chatting with me, and saved my life.

No Nonsense Danielle - The Ins and Outs of Forum Marketing

It takes time to build a credible profile, and when participating in a forum you can wind up giving more information than you gain.

No Nonsense Marty - Arrogance & Writing in Self-Center Person

It’s easy enough to be arrogant, especially if a person has little going for him or her. No matter how big a rock star we ALL get turned off by “me, me, me”.

Interaction designers wonder what SEO has to do with it - SEO and Usability

There is theory being preached within my company that if you optimize for search engines, then you are optimizing for the user as well. I disagree. I think they are two separate sets of logic, that may in fact overlap, but are absolutely not in harmony.

Nonsense.